Archive for July, 2009

Maybe It Is Good That Some of the Liberals Are Gay

Monday, July 20th, 2009

Look!  If I were him I’d be smiling too.  That is some serious ass.  Who the hell cares how “liberal” they are.  They can stop by and be as liberal as they want.

That is what I’m talking about.  I’m not a homophobe.  I likes me some homosexuality under the proper circumstances.

Condi and Friend

Condi and Friend

Now we are really talking.  My sweet heart and her friend, who is the Commander in Chief of Canada, by the way.  I’d like to be the meat in that sandwich.

I’m thinking that we need a Bi-Partisan  summit on homosexuality composed of Condi Rice, her Canadian friend, Michelle, and that French chick .  I’d be more than happy to moderate the ordeal and report on its success.

David Vitter for President

Monday, July 20th, 2009

I know you guys think I’m nuts, but at least he has the decency to have sex with high dollar hookers.  I was talking to some women and they all agreed that it would be a lot better if their husband was screwing around with some hot, paid for, young things rather than one of their friends or some old skank job.  (Just as an aside here:  No one is interested in their friends.)

Mark Sanford

What the hell were we thinking about this guy.  Sure, he is the governor of a small State and had a bit of savvy, but his ass is cold busted with some Argentine cream puff and he is “In Love With Her.” Give me a damn break.  You just lost the female vote entirely you damn dumbshit.  Then you go weeping about it over and over again in public.  You just lost the male vote too.  You don’t see David Vitter doing that.

Larry Craig

Larry Craig

The other thing about David Vitter is that he is not gay.  I sure am glad I never had this guy telling me shit “confidentially.”  Hot hookers would be way better than a freakin’ gay sex bathroom stall.  I didn’t even know what foot tapping and finger wiggling was until this guy showed up.  Thanks a lot, asshole.  I’m just going to wizz on the side of the road from here on out.

Then we wound up with that fruit loop in Florida buggering the damn Pages.  I don’t even want to think about that sonbitch.

We know exactly what to expect out of Vitter.  We aren’t going to find anything like that on him.  Any body else, you never damn know.

They Might Be Liberals But At Least We Know the Two Most Powerful Commanders in Chief Are Definitely Not Gay

Monday, July 13th, 2009

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I would not ordinarily say any thing to support a democrat, and definitely not that socio commie fransay guy, but I don’t think the two most important and militarily powerful individuals on the planet are even bi-curious.  These guys are hetero; there can be no doubt

That is important for us to remember, not all liberals are homosexuals.  Some are kind of like real Americans.  Some of them even like guns.