I know you guys think I’m nuts, but at least he has the decency to have sex with high dollar hookers. I was talking to some women and they all agreed that it would be a lot better if their husband was screwing around with some hot, paid for, young things rather than one of their friends or some old skank job. (Just as an aside here: No one is interested in their friends.)
What the hell were we thinking about this guy. Sure, he is the governor of a small State and had a bit of savvy, but his ass is cold busted with some Argentine cream puff and he is “In Love With Her.” Give me a damn break. You just lost the female vote entirely you damn dumbshit. Then you go weeping about it over and over again in public. You just lost the male vote too. You don’t see David Vitter doing that.
The other thing about David Vitter is that he is not gay. I sure am glad I never had this guy telling me shit “confidentially.” Hot hookers would be way better than a freakin’ gay sex bathroom stall. I didn’t even know what foot tapping and finger wiggling was until this guy showed up. Thanks a lot, asshole. I’m just going to wizz on the side of the road from here on out.
Then we wound up with that fruit loop in Florida buggering the damn Pages. I don’t even want to think about that sonbitch.
We know exactly what to expect out of Vitter. We aren’t going to find anything like that on him. Any body else, you never damn know.