We did a follow up interview with Congressman Mike Ross about his support of our views. When we asked how he could support us so whole heartedly he replied, “It really comes down to the money. I mean, really, I raised four dollars from PACs for every one dollar from individuals, so the medical and insurance business has ponied up big time. My constituents are so damn stupid that I don’t have to worry about elections any more. Fuck, it has been some time since I’ve had a challenger in the primaries or general elections. The thing I have to worry about is getting money. My real constituents are the ones that pay for my campaign. Why the hell do I care about a bunch of poor fucks. 4 to fucking 1 from the PACs.”
He went on to explain, “I can’t keep all of that money though. We had to figure out a way that I could keep some money so I sold my shit hole pharmacy and my skank ass wife with it for a few years and got about a million seven hundred for it. Not a bad return for a few votes and a hundred grand investment. Hell, the appraisers only had it valued at 200K. I’m a fucking genius when it comes to business.”
Any way, I’m not just thinking of moving to Arkansas because of the sweet deals in real estate. I’ve heard that they have shit loads of really hot hillbilly chicks, dumb as rocks and poor as fuck. I figure I could wave around a few bucks and be permanently laid for next to nothing. I’m not saying that I’d give up the penthouse, but I wouldn’t have to talk about it and no one down there would be the wiser.