In the first place, my name is Richard Timothy Bagges. I am a good conservative man, and I am completely uninterested in TeeBagging. I have been hassled by people my whole life over this bullshit. I’ve heard it all. “Dick T Baggs, Richard and his T-Baggs; hey Dick, suck on these.”
According to Wikipedia, TeeBagging ” is a slang term for the act of a man placing his scrotum in the mouth or on or around the face (including the top of the head) of another person, often in a repeated in-and-out motion.”
Now this freak group shows up, a bunch of hillbillys, with no idea about the last election or what the hell TeeBagging is. I swear, my conservative principles don’t involve the help.
I swear, where the hell is William Buckley Jr. I am now known as Rich T. Bagges among these people that vote for us, but I’m not sure how much longer I can stand it. They don’t make jokes about me because they don’t get the jokes. I like it that these people help me make money, but damn, why don’t you guys organize these idiots. Herding cats, my fucking ass. These people are zombies and they want to have TeeBagg Partys all over the place, disgusting. These fucks are self loathing, uneducated, hillbilly fucks. We know that they aren’t going to vote for the Democrat Party any way, if they vote at all, so why kiss their asses, or rub our scrotums on their faces.