Pat Robertson couldn’t be more right about the retribution of God in general, and the Haitians definitely made a deal with Satan to get out of slavery (which we all know that God allows the enslavement of foreigners and debtors, that is why slaves used to be black and are now Mexicans). So getting out of slavery by making a deal with the devil is against the will of God, but that happened in 1804 and I think most people that were doing the liberating are dead now. Haiti is also about 96% Christian, though I bet some people are lying about that and still worship Satan.
Rush said that the “poverty in Haiti is because of Communism.” We all know that one of the ways that God punishes people is making them poor, so if God was already punishing them by making them poor then why not give them earthquakes. We also know that poor black people are way more likely to be Communists than rich white people are, and Haiti is filled with poor black people. Still, Haiti actually has a substantially less regulated economy and a much larger income disparity than the United States does. So I don’t think that God smote them over that.
(I’m still really scared that Rush might be a homosexual, and it isn’t just because he won’t look at Linsay Lohan’s tits. Click here for “I’m Really Scared That Rush Limbaugh Might Be a Homosexual.”)
The only possible answer is that the French loved their slaves the same way Thomas Jefferson did. Not only did the Haitians mix their seed, they mixed it with the French and they even still speak French instead of English the way God intends.