Just Because I Got on Facebook Does Not Make Me Gay

I didn’t want to do it, but there is just too much going on.  I know that I get in trouble with you guys when I take the jet out for a long weekend, and I hope that this helps me stay in touch while I’m scouting for some bald Republican bush between the waves.

I don’t have any friends yet, though I’ve only been on there for about three minutes and don’t have a fucking clue as to what I am doing.  I’m going to try to link here.  I’m not promising anything; I’m just going to try.  If this doesn’t work, I’m sure I can get some dork from downstairs to fix it for me.


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