Elian Gonzalez Describes Perfect American Tits

Elian Gonzales
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n further news today, Elian Gonzales explained how perfect American tits should be shaped.  While not covered by the left wing news media, this lecture was extremely popular among immigrant communities wishing to conform with American tit standards.

Republicans believe that Elian’s outreach, especially to the areola, will strengthen their support among American women.

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