Elian Gonzalez Performs at The Metropolitan Opera

Elian Gonzalez Live at The Met
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n his bid for the Presidency, Elian Gonzalez took a brief break to fulfill a life long dream of performing “Die Zauberflote” at the Met.  When asked if he found anything Freudian about a middle aged man singing at the the top of his voice about a Magic Flute, his translator replied, “What in hell is, um, a Freudian?”

A campaign spokesperson later said that Elian had fulfilled one of his dreams, and now intends to fulfill another of his dreams, becoming President of the United States.  The spokesperson added, “Sometimes a Magic Flute is just a magic flute.”

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